老友記劇本中英對(duì)照劇本

以下是 《老友記》 第一季第 1 集的部分中英對(duì)照劇本：
沒(méi)什么好說(shuō)的，他只不過(guò)是我的同事：There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 少來(lái)了，和你交往的男人…：Come on. You're going out with a guy. 多多少少一定有點(diǎn)問(wèn)題：There's gotta be something wrong with him. 他既駝背又戴假發(fā)？：So does he have a hump and a hair piece? 等一下，他是不是會(huì)吃粉筆？：Wait. Does he eat chalk? 我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍：I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh. 各位放輕松，這不算約會(huì)：Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 不過(guò)是兩個(gè)人一起出去吃晚餐，而且不上床：It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)這就是約會(huì)：Sounds like a date to me. 做了個(gè)夢(mèng)，在中學(xué)時(shí)代，我站在餐廳中央…：I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... 突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸：...and I realize I'm totally naked. 我低頭一看，看見(jiàn)有一個(gè)電話…：Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... 在那里：...there. 而不是…：Instead of... 沒(méi)錯(cuò)：That's right! 我沒(méi)做過(guò)那樣的夢(mèng)：That one, I've never had. 沒(méi)有：No. 突然，那個(gè)電話響了：All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 結(jié)果是我媽媽打來(lái)的：And it turns out it's my mother. 這非常奇怪，因?yàn)樗龔膩?lái)都不會(huì)打電話給我：Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 嗨：Hi. 這家伙說(shuō)“嗨”的時(shí)候，我卻想殺了我自己：This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself. 你還好吧，親愛(ài)的？：Are you okay, sweetie? 我就感覺(jué)好像某人伸手進(jìn)我的喉嚨，抓住我的小腸，從我的嘴里拉出來(lái)，再在我的脖子上打結(jié)…：I feel like someone reached my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth... and tied it around my neck. 要吃餅干嗎？：Cookie? 卡蘿今天搬走了她的東西：Carol moved her stuff out today. 我給你拿杯咖啡：Let me get you some coffee. 謝謝：Thanks. 不，不要，不要清理我的光環(huán)：No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 不要管我的光環(huán)，好嗎？：Just leave my aura alone, okay? 我會(huì)沒(méi)事的，好嗎？真的，我希望她開(kāi)心：I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy. 不，你并不希望：No, you don't. 是的，我不希望：No, I don't. 叫她去死，是她離開(kāi)了我：To hell with her. She left me! 你從來(lái)都不知道她是女同性戀：And you never knew she was a lesbian. 不知道，行了吧：No! Okay? 為什么每個(gè)人老是要提出來(lái)？：Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 她都不知道，我又怎么會(huì)知道？：She didn't know. How should I know? 有時(shí)候我希望我是女同性戀…：Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 我講得很大聲嗎？：Did I say that out loud? 沒(méi)事的，羅斯，你現(xiàn)在感到很痛苦：All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 你很生氣，很傷心：You're angry. You're hurting. 趕緊點(diǎn)擊下面鏈接，再回歸一下超經(jīng)典作品 《詭秘之主》 吧?。?

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